A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over.”
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, “When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts.”
The doctor examined the man and said, “Mr. Smith, your finger is broken!”
While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.
After one of the tricks the woman shouted out, “How did you do that?”
The magician replied, “I could tell you, madam, but if I did then I would have to kill you.”
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back, “Okay, then tell my husband how you did it”
João Saramago nº12
João Saramago nº12
You liked? ahahah im so stupid xD Why i publish this? xD Don't worry i publish more =D
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ResponderEliminarIn next week i publish more jokes, you only wait one week, not bad :)
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