-What does a sardine say when it finds a submarine?
A can of people!
-Why is the sea blue?
Because the fishes say "Blue blue...".
-A man enters his house and says to his wife "Honey! I have good and bad news...
The good news is that I left drugs... The good one is, I don't know where!
-What's the difference between falling from the 1st floor, and the 10th?
-From the 10th: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *PUM*"
From the 1st: "*PUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
-The teacher of the 1st class tells his brilliant students to talk about the following themes, and that the one who finished first would go home. The themes were...
1-Monarchy
2-Sex
3-Religion
4-Mystery
After a second, Tiny John (or Joãozinho if you prefer...) calls the teacher and says he's done the work.
The teacher without believing him orders him to read.
"They went to the ass of the Queen! Oh my God! Who has done it?!".
-A blind man enters a store and begins to throw everything to the ground.
The manager says to the blind "Do you need help?"
Blind guy: "No, no! I'm just watching..."
-What does an assasin do when he has nothing to do?
Kills time...
-A women enters a clothes store and asks "Do you sell clothes for night?"
The manager: "No, at night we're closed."
-Two peanuts are walking at a grassy plain, full of cows.
One says to the other "I think we're on the wrong joke..."
-Why has the mathematic book died?
He had a lot of problems...
-Two litters of milk were walking on a street and a car roadkilled them.
One died, the other one not.
Why not? Because that one was "Longa Vida".
José Diogo
sexta-feira, 4 de junho de 2010
terça-feira, 1 de junho de 2010
"Crash"
"Crash" is a movie that brings out racial stereotypes. The movie is set in Los Angeles, a city with a cultural mix of every nationality.
The story begins when several people are involved in a multi-car accident. From that point, we are taken back to the day before the crash, seeing the lives of several characters, and the problems each encounters during that day. A cop (Matt Dillon) is trying to get medical help for his father, but he is having problems with a black woman who won't give his father permission to see another doctor. He in turn takes out his frustration on a black couple during a traffic stop. A socialite (Sandra Bullock) and District Attorney (Brandon Fraser) are carjacked at gunpoint by two black teenagers. Sandra takes out her anger on a Mexican locksmith who is changing the door locks to their home. Later that night, the locksmith is again robbed of his dignity by a Persian store-owner. Many of the characters switch from being bad-person-to-hero in ways that may surprise you.
We can see a "crash" between the many characters and we can realise that our society needs to do a check-up to our way of seeing people no matter what their colour, origins, religion, etc.
Enjoy :)
Daniel Amaral [one of a two men team]
The story begins when several people are involved in a multi-car accident. From that point, we are taken back to the day before the crash, seeing the lives of several characters, and the problems each encounters during that day. A cop (Matt Dillon) is trying to get medical help for his father, but he is having problems with a black woman who won't give his father permission to see another doctor. He in turn takes out his frustration on a black couple during a traffic stop. A socialite (Sandra Bullock) and District Attorney (Brandon Fraser) are carjacked at gunpoint by two black teenagers. Sandra takes out her anger on a Mexican locksmith who is changing the door locks to their home. Later that night, the locksmith is again robbed of his dignity by a Persian store-owner. Many of the characters switch from being bad-person-to-hero in ways that may surprise you.
We can see a "crash" between the many characters and we can realise that our society needs to do a check-up to our way of seeing people no matter what their colour, origins, religion, etc.
Enjoy :)
Daniel Amaral [one of a two men team]
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